Barbra Streisand Lyrics
Barbra Streisand Lyrics
"BLIND DATE Lyrics"
Hello McFly Lyrics
A roll of the dice, a slip of the tongue I was stirring up the hornets nest And finally got me stung. I tried to do the right thing But the wrong was done. It's over excuse my grammer But the fat lady's sung. And I wish I was Michael J. Fox (Michael J. Fox) I'd visit the past. Then come back to the future (Hello McFly) THEN I'D clean up my act. Ya I don't know what went through my head. Was my conscience SHOT? Was it left for dead? I said I'm sor
A roll of the dice, a slip of the tongue I was stirring up the hornets nest And finally got me stung. I tried to do the right thing But the wrong was done. It's over excuse my grammer But the fat lady's sung. And I wish I was Michael J. Fox (Michael J. Fox) I'd visit the past. Then come back to the future (Hello McFly) THEN I'D clean up my act. Ya I don't know what went through my head. Was my conscience SHOT? Was it left for dead? I said I'm sor
FANNY & CHORUS
Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows
Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress
Look at me I am shaking all over,
Shaking all over
I'm a mess
Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking
When he comes walking through that door
What'll come walking through that door
A man I never saw in my life before
Oh,
I am so nervous
I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)
I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now)
Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through
Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)
I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)
Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound
Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime
I got a blind date
An with my luck h
The Melrose Avenue Cinema Two Lyrics
The last day of school was the first of June Me and Bobby watched the clock all afternoon Waitin' for the bell and Mrs. Greer To say have a good summer, see you next year That night I couldn't sleep 'cause the very next day They started up the summertime matinees With a different movie every afternoon At the Melrose Avenue Cinema Two Me and Bobby rode rockets into outer space We drove Daytona and we won the race We shot a lotta bull and some bad guys too At the Melrose A
e'll be on time The last day of school was the first of June Me and Bobby watched the clock all afternoon Waitin' for the bell and Mrs. Greer To say have a good summer, see you next year That night I couldn't sleep 'cause the very next day They started up the summertime matinees With a different movie every afternoon At the Melrose Avenue Cinema Two Me and Bobby rode rockets into outer space We drove Daytona and we won the race We shot a lotta bull and some bad guys too At the Melrose A
I got a girlfriend Shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot)
This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do
what an idiot)
One thing I know is Shirley ain't sitting on no shelf
If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural)
She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an
idiot)
I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)
What do I need from Shirley her and her fifty cup
I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up
Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat
anyway. Umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look
around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that.
Perrfect!
Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear
A Butt Plug In Your Pussy My Fist Up Your Ass Lyrics
A butt plug in your pussy my fist shoved up up your ass a butt plug in your pussy my fist shoved up up your ass rectal blood from my fist vaginal cum from a butt plug
You didn't see a thing A butt plug in your pussy my fist shoved up up your ass a butt plug in your pussy my fist shoved up up your ass rectal blood from my fist vaginal cum from a butt plug
Oeps there he is!
Now quiet everybody sssh quiet!
Blind date: Rosalie?!
Rosalie: Oi, oi, oi
Blind date: Rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here
Rosalie: Smart, smart!
Blind date: I've been stood up, it's news
Rosalie: Well it's better than put down
Blind date: This has never happened before
Rosalie: What and ego!
Blind date: Rosalie?!
Rosalie: Sh, sh, sh!
Rosalie: It worked, it worked!
He never saw me. Boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither,
but I can just imagine what a lox that one was.
Rosalie: I got it right her Shirley was playing tricks
Voice: No, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong
Rosalie: Wait, wait, what that's not right?
Voice: No, he was gorgeous he looked like Rudolph
Rosalie: Rudolph
Tango The Night Lyrics
Schwung gepflegt im S?par?e Mit Champagner ein coupl? Nur Deine Leidenschaft Der Leib Die Glut Die Kraft I kiss your lips I hold you tight Your body’s swaying in the pale moonlight We dance until the break of day We’ll tango the night away Ol? Was weisst denn du, was Liebe ist Wenn alles du beim Tanz vergisst Nur Deine Leidenschaft Der Leib Die Glut Die Kraft I kiss your lips I hold you tight Your body’s swaying in the pa
who? Schwung gepflegt im S?par?e Mit Champagner ein coupl? Nur Deine Leidenschaft Der Leib Die Glut Die Kraft I kiss your lips I hold you tight Your body’s swaying in the pale moonlight We dance until the break of day We’ll tango the night away Ol? Was weisst denn du, was Liebe ist Wenn alles du beim Tanz vergisst Nur Deine Leidenschaft Der Leib Die Glut Die Kraft I kiss your lips I hold you tight Your body’s swaying in the pa
Voice: Rudolph Valentino
Rosalie: Get away
Voice: Yeah, the sheik from Arabia
Rosalie: Not the phantom from the opera?
Voice: Uh, Uh
Rosalie: The sheik from where?
Voice: The sheik from Arabia
Rosalie: Get away
Voice: That's right
Rosalie: Wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?
Voice: No, no absolutely
Rosalie: Get away
Rosalie: Well that's what happened I let him get away
What do I'll do now maybe become a nun (That's impossible)
I'm calling Shirley maybe she'll bring a gun
Please Shirley, even if he's Lon Chaney fat, bald or short or tall
Having a blind date is better than having
No date, at no time with no one at all.
Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon
Shirley get me out of here!
Oh this one is cute.